Trailblazers 100 Generals Wizards 87: Brandon Roy rhymin’ and stealin’ in a drunken state. He’ll be rockin’ his rhymes all the way to Hell’s gate. Rocked his rhymes last night boyee. Last night the Natural had nine steals. Big deal you say? Who cares you say? I say, over the last ten seasons only one NBA player had more steals in a game. I say only Michael Finley with ten for Dallas back in ’01. I say, Roy’s total was the most for a Portland player since Clyde the Glide had ten in 1986. I say Brandon Roy stole the show.
Washington 86 UCLA 75: Everybody loves an upset. They told me he was bad. But I knew he was sad. That’s why I fell for the leader of the PAC. That’s right folks, with this victory, the Washington Huskies are your new leaders of the Pacific Coast Conference 10. How about that? Venoy Overton: “We were trying to make a big statement.” They made a statement all right.
Sugar Shane Mosely 1 Antonio Margarito 0: Like the Marines always say, “Speed kills! Blood makes the grass grow!” Speed killed Antonio Margarito last night. His blood made Sugar Shane’s grass grow. Mosley stopped Margarito at forty-three seconds into the ninth after smacking him around real good like all night.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!